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Series: Queen's Blade
Pairing: Ruu/Setra and a bit of Alleyne/Random dancing girl and implied Alleyne/Menace
Rating: X - Contains a monkey humping a stick and ladies licking other ladies
Length: 1045 words by LibreOffice count
Warnings: Non-con, animals, weapon sex, dub-con, poker chips.
Summary: Ruu dips into a bit of royal wine and gets frisky with one of the locals.
Notes: Ruu is a monkey. Setra is a living scepter in the shape of a cat. This is technically yaoi to an extent.
Nobody knows where Ruu had gotten hold of a wine jug, or how much of it he had guzzled. Just that his fur was soaked in rank, purple juices and his brain clouded. The poor little guy's eyes swirled, cheeks flushing warm under his pink fur, stumbling into something long and hard, sounds of snoring coming out of it. The second their heads collided, whatever it was awoke with a start, blubbering at the beast before it.
“Hey hey! Watch where you're going, chimp! Do you dare injure the mighty Setra of the Kingdom of Amara?” it bemoaned in a deep, growly voice. Ruu just blinked and stared at him, wobbling a bit. Who was this Setra fellow and why was he so handsome? Where had he been all his life? The monkey gave a soft smile, petting Setra on the head and nuzzling up to him.
“Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Q-Queen! Help! Some flabag's over here touching me in ways I don't want! Well, unless it was a big-tittied woman, but it most obviously isn't, so help! Come save your precious servant!” cried Setra. His call went unanswered, and after a minute, he wriggled free from the monkey's grasp and turned the corner to see what was keeping his liege.
Menace sat a table, nude. A few of her dancer girls were by her, in similar levels of undress, all looking frustrated. Alleyne was across the table from them, fully clothed, feet propped up on the table next to a pile of poker chips. A sly grin spread across the elf's face as she threw down a hand of cards; another royal flush. She had to be cheating.
“I believe one of your dancer girls owes me, as per our bet.” cackled Alleyne, undoing her belt and thumbing her thong to the side. Menace snarled, knowing if she fought here and now, she'd surely lose to such confidence and might. She sighed and sent a girl over to start lapping at her like a dog. “That's a good queen. Don't want to make your guests angry, now do you?” Alleyne pet the back of the girl's head as she feasted, the elf snorting a bit in sick approval.
Ruu's tail crept back and curled around Setra's shaft, yanking him aside.“N-Now's not the time to be letting the filthy forest foreigner win! I'm being attacked!” Setra's voice trailed off as the monkey made his way to a nearby pillow, holding the staff's face to his own and snuggling. A small, cute kiss was planted on his lips, ears flicking as he tasted the scepter. “Agh! I'm not into guys! Stop it! Stop it right now!”
All of this resisting only served to encourage the beast, making him slip Setra's body between his legs and hump away like the chimp he is. Ruu's eyes closed as he continued to drunkenly wobble and kiss his new friend, little leaks coming out of him and stickying the handle. His wine and fruit soaked breath choked the scepter, or it would, if he had any semblance of a working nose. Setra tried biting his ears, bit couldn't quite lock on, his drunken movements making him hard to track.
“B-Back foul beast! Back!” screamed the weapon. Still nothing. By now, his queen was probably ignobly catering to that stuck-up elf's whims, too busy to help. Their kingdom was doomed, having to bow before the might of the forest. Ruu went faster and harder, small squeaks emanating from this throat, feeling himself as stiff as the metal his fuckbuddy was forged from. In one last attempt to shake him off, Setra reluctantly pressed his overly-large tongue against Ruu's face, attempting to smother him and make him pass out on his own booze fumes.
Unfortunately for the weapon, this was all the monkey needed for release, coating the staff in a sheet of gooey white. Poor Setra hadn't closed his mouth in time, a nice sized bit of it going down what bit of a throat he had. The staff choked and sputtered, fainting from shock. Ruu similarly passed out, curled around him, resting the whole night through.
As the sun rose, so did everyone. Alleyne got up off her pile of dancer girls she had used as a bed, dressed herself, and brought a jug of water in to where her pet was laying. At once, she splashed both him and Setra, washing them off and waking them. “Come on, Ruu. We're going. I've completed my negotiations; we must move on to the capital itself next....” before she could finish, she blinked. “Oh, did you get yourself a boyfriend? It's about time. He can come too, if he wants. We'll find a chapel in Gainos where you two can get hitched; sound fair? I owe it to my companion to do at least that much for him.”
Ruu nodded, looking lovestruck at Setra. Setra just cried his largest, loudest sobs and fled the room, praying for some god to come cleanse him with holy flames. The monkey, a bit heartbroken, hopped on his owner's hat and sighed. Why's a guy gotta go and do a thing to a swell fella like him?
“Don't worry, Ruu. I'm sure a lot of other men are out there looking for a lover like you. Come on, let's get going.” Alleyne began to make her way out, flipping a poker chip like a coin and catching it in her right hand, whistling along.
Menace just waved goodbye, a bit dazed and still half asleep. Perhaps she should host more diplomatic meetings in the future. After all, her girls had a good time, and so did Setra! He was crying tears of joy, correct? Who was she to ignore the pleas of her kingdom? Nobody. That's who. She'd send letter again to the elves, scheduling another rendezvous for a month from then. Perhaps once a month from there on?
Setra would make sure he hid under a rock each time. Not that it ever helped stopped true love. Ruu would find his way, and love would save the day once more. All was well in Amara for the first time in over a thousand years.
Pairing: Ruu/Setra and a bit of Alleyne/Random dancing girl and implied Alleyne/Menace
Rating: X - Contains a monkey humping a stick and ladies licking other ladies
Length: 1045 words by LibreOffice count
Warnings: Non-con, animals, weapon sex, dub-con, poker chips.
Summary: Ruu dips into a bit of royal wine and gets frisky with one of the locals.
Notes: Ruu is a monkey. Setra is a living scepter in the shape of a cat. This is technically yaoi to an extent.
Nobody knows where Ruu had gotten hold of a wine jug, or how much of it he had guzzled. Just that his fur was soaked in rank, purple juices and his brain clouded. The poor little guy's eyes swirled, cheeks flushing warm under his pink fur, stumbling into something long and hard, sounds of snoring coming out of it. The second their heads collided, whatever it was awoke with a start, blubbering at the beast before it.
“Hey hey! Watch where you're going, chimp! Do you dare injure the mighty Setra of the Kingdom of Amara?” it bemoaned in a deep, growly voice. Ruu just blinked and stared at him, wobbling a bit. Who was this Setra fellow and why was he so handsome? Where had he been all his life? The monkey gave a soft smile, petting Setra on the head and nuzzling up to him.
“Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Q-Queen! Help! Some flabag's over here touching me in ways I don't want! Well, unless it was a big-tittied woman, but it most obviously isn't, so help! Come save your precious servant!” cried Setra. His call went unanswered, and after a minute, he wriggled free from the monkey's grasp and turned the corner to see what was keeping his liege.
Menace sat a table, nude. A few of her dancer girls were by her, in similar levels of undress, all looking frustrated. Alleyne was across the table from them, fully clothed, feet propped up on the table next to a pile of poker chips. A sly grin spread across the elf's face as she threw down a hand of cards; another royal flush. She had to be cheating.
“I believe one of your dancer girls owes me, as per our bet.” cackled Alleyne, undoing her belt and thumbing her thong to the side. Menace snarled, knowing if she fought here and now, she'd surely lose to such confidence and might. She sighed and sent a girl over to start lapping at her like a dog. “That's a good queen. Don't want to make your guests angry, now do you?” Alleyne pet the back of the girl's head as she feasted, the elf snorting a bit in sick approval.
Ruu's tail crept back and curled around Setra's shaft, yanking him aside.“N-Now's not the time to be letting the filthy forest foreigner win! I'm being attacked!” Setra's voice trailed off as the monkey made his way to a nearby pillow, holding the staff's face to his own and snuggling. A small, cute kiss was planted on his lips, ears flicking as he tasted the scepter. “Agh! I'm not into guys! Stop it! Stop it right now!”
All of this resisting only served to encourage the beast, making him slip Setra's body between his legs and hump away like the chimp he is. Ruu's eyes closed as he continued to drunkenly wobble and kiss his new friend, little leaks coming out of him and stickying the handle. His wine and fruit soaked breath choked the scepter, or it would, if he had any semblance of a working nose. Setra tried biting his ears, bit couldn't quite lock on, his drunken movements making him hard to track.
“B-Back foul beast! Back!” screamed the weapon. Still nothing. By now, his queen was probably ignobly catering to that stuck-up elf's whims, too busy to help. Their kingdom was doomed, having to bow before the might of the forest. Ruu went faster and harder, small squeaks emanating from this throat, feeling himself as stiff as the metal his fuckbuddy was forged from. In one last attempt to shake him off, Setra reluctantly pressed his overly-large tongue against Ruu's face, attempting to smother him and make him pass out on his own booze fumes.
Unfortunately for the weapon, this was all the monkey needed for release, coating the staff in a sheet of gooey white. Poor Setra hadn't closed his mouth in time, a nice sized bit of it going down what bit of a throat he had. The staff choked and sputtered, fainting from shock. Ruu similarly passed out, curled around him, resting the whole night through.
As the sun rose, so did everyone. Alleyne got up off her pile of dancer girls she had used as a bed, dressed herself, and brought a jug of water in to where her pet was laying. At once, she splashed both him and Setra, washing them off and waking them. “Come on, Ruu. We're going. I've completed my negotiations; we must move on to the capital itself next....” before she could finish, she blinked. “Oh, did you get yourself a boyfriend? It's about time. He can come too, if he wants. We'll find a chapel in Gainos where you two can get hitched; sound fair? I owe it to my companion to do at least that much for him.”
Ruu nodded, looking lovestruck at Setra. Setra just cried his largest, loudest sobs and fled the room, praying for some god to come cleanse him with holy flames. The monkey, a bit heartbroken, hopped on his owner's hat and sighed. Why's a guy gotta go and do a thing to a swell fella like him?
“Don't worry, Ruu. I'm sure a lot of other men are out there looking for a lover like you. Come on, let's get going.” Alleyne began to make her way out, flipping a poker chip like a coin and catching it in her right hand, whistling along.
Menace just waved goodbye, a bit dazed and still half asleep. Perhaps she should host more diplomatic meetings in the future. After all, her girls had a good time, and so did Setra! He was crying tears of joy, correct? Who was she to ignore the pleas of her kingdom? Nobody. That's who. She'd send letter again to the elves, scheduling another rendezvous for a month from then. Perhaps once a month from there on?
Setra would make sure he hid under a rock each time. Not that it ever helped stopped true love. Ruu would find his way, and love would save the day once more. All was well in Amara for the first time in over a thousand years.
