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Apparently, while I was ~inebriated~ last night I thought it a good idea to write a bawdy tavern song/poem. It's dumb but surprisingly coherent. I have no idea what I was thinking or aiming for, but here it is.

Warning: NSFW text and crude language/slang. So if you don't like that sort of thing, please pretend this doesn't exist and move on.

( wow okay me )

I might actually edit or clean this up so it makes a bit more sense/flows better as I actually stupidly like it. I'm kind of proud of myself for making enough sense and write it all the way through. I can think of worse drunken escapades to wake up discovering I'd done.