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Questions taken from here with modifications based on setting where necessary.
I need to really flesh out my porn novel heroine. She may be a shill for me but she's MY shill and like fuck she won't be fleshed out and given purpose. If I'm going to be stuck with her for like a billion books I better know her well. Feel free to ignore this.
Mandatory Questions
1. What about you is heroic? Easy; everything is! But ah, I suppose you want me to be humble for a minute, only faintly praising myself to give me the appearance of someone who gives a damn about keeping their ego in check. I'd say the most heroic part of me if my just spirit. It stops at nothing to mete out punishment wherever evil may lurk and won't rest until I see the innocent basking in the glory of the freedom I bring!
Ah, and my strikingly gorgeous face and disarming smile is the stuff only legends are made of.
2. What about you is social? What do you like about people? Everything's dull by yourself after a while. This goes for anything, really. I crave talk, but only the sort that the scholars arse-deep in their scrolls would be loathe to hear. It keeps one sharp and informed, and most importantly, makes one interesting.
3. Of what benefit could you be to the current group? I've more stamina than this toughguy who looks as if he shaves with his dagger in dim moonlight. Take that as you will.
4. Why would you choose to join the current group? The king made me. I was bored anyways. And their archer isn't too bad on the eyes, either.
5. Invent an adventure/plot that your character would actively undertake (as opposed to just tagging along)? Someone's mistreatin' the local lasses and tryin' to sell 'em on the market and the only one who can really exploit the dastardly bastard's weaknesses is me. Perils and demonesses innumerable line my path there, but I will endure and shine the holy light on all and have them submit to my almighty authority! There's a really high chance of me getting good, loud publicity from this, to boot.
Personal Questions
1. What is your real, birth name? What name do you use? My parents deemed me Siofra Aine Whelan, saying the name would grant me strength to do good by. It works just fine, if I do say so, but probably not in the way they ever intended for their church-going daughter.
2. Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it? My formal title is Swordarm of Fyrshala, seeing as I'm her primary server and all. I got it when I passed the trials at her temple to represent her combat prowess on mortal lands. It impresses people as much as you'd think, though if you're formal and uptight, you call me Lady Whelan instead. Not much of a nickname, but neither is the more common Lady Siofra, though Lady or Lover or Mistress work just fine if you ask me~
3. What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features) I'm a fair five foot seven tall and weigh a healthy one hundred fifty one. My hair is arse length and nut brown with just the nicest sheen of red to it that shines brightest in the sun, complimenting my silvery eyes. I've pale skin, cheeks and shoulders lightly dusted in freckles, carrying a pleasing but not overbearing shelf on my chest. Like any fighter worth their salt, I've scars and cuts dotting my flesh, and my right arse-cheek is forever kissed with the mark of holy flames from Fyrshala's temple. I can show you, if ye like, but I'd have to ask ye show me yours in return, babe.
4. How do you dress most of the time? A headband, red plate armor with gold trim, padded underneath with the usual boring chainmail and leather and cloth done in a not-so-boring bikini style and lined with crimson silk, a long and flowing cape, thick leather gloves and boots, sword belted on my left hip and shield in my left hand.
5. How do you "dress up?" I favor a handsome tunic and silken gloves with a ceremonial saber on my hip, my hair done back in a ponytail. In the brightest of reds and golds and whites, collar flared out.
6. How do you "dress down?" In naught but my gloves and boots so I harm myself not climbing into bed with you! But if I must cover myself, a simple chainmail bikini with minimal cloth padding does itself fine; you really can't go wrong with a classic.
7. What do you wear when you go to sleep? People wear things when they go to sleep?
8. Do you wear any jewelry? An amulet around my neck decorated with small keepsakes such as rings or arrowheads from my greatest battlefield and bedside victories.
9. In your opinion, what is your best feature? My sharp tongue. I mean that in both ways.
10. What's your real birth date? I was born mid-autumn during the harvest festivals. You could say I am a bounty in and of myself.
11. Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.? I live in the right wing of Tanjil Castle. I get a bigger room than most of the soldiers, but not as grand as the generals or captains. It's modestly furnished with simple wood furniture, enough to hold my clothing, equipment, books and scrolls, and whatever treasures I pick up on my travels. There's definitely room enough for one or a few playmates in addition to me.
Tanjil Castle itself is one of the two major castles near the Mid-Lands of Nahn. It's large and traditionally designed with thick stone walls, having been here some time, surviving countless wars. It's a hub of air travel and friendly to most, with room for everyone who works in the kingdom and more. It has all the amenities one would expect of a town in its walls and more, making it quite a sight to behold. I can give a tour, but we stop at my bedroom, agreed?
12. Do you own a steed? Describe it. I've a riding wolf with bronze tinted fur named Lanzo. He's been with me since he was a pup and I was but a squire, seeing me through countless missions. It's cost him his right eye, but with the age of airships coming in, he's not called out much and spends his days lounging around near the fireplace in a state of mostly retirement. He's known for getting his hair everywhere and breaking things, but that's just because he's a big, playful boy at heart.
As it is an age of airships now, I am slowly learning how to pilot one on my own so I can get my own someday. For now though, the closest I have is just borrowing some of the practice fleet's ships and hoping I don't crash them too horribly.
13. What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much? A somewhat aged painting of a naked, grinning succubus that hangs by my bedside now. It's not the greatest painting, nor is it worth much, but I found it all by myself in an abandoned mansion while working one mission and like fuck I would let it sit abandoned forever! I carried that through enemy lines in one piece so that good art would be wasted not!
14. What one word best describes you? Passionate. No questioning it.
Familial Questions
1. What was your family like?
2. Who was your father, and what was he like?
3. Who was your mother, and what was she like?
4. What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married?
5. What were your siblings names? What were they like?
6. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings?
7. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?
8. Did you ever meet any other family members? Who were they? What did you think of them?
Childhood Questions
1. What is your first memory?
2. What was your favorite toy?
3. What was your favorite game?
4. Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?
5. Who was your best friend when you were growing up?
6. What is your fondest, childhood memory?
7. What is your worst childhood memory?
Adolescent Questions
1. How old were you when you went on your first date?
2. It is common for one's view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?
3. What were you like in high school? What "clique" did you best fit in with?
4. What were your high school goals?
5. Who was your idol when you were growing up? Who did you first fantasize about in your life?
6. What is your favorite memory from adolescence?
7. What is your worst memory from adolescence?
Occupational Questions
1. Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from? I am a paladin in service under the fire elemental Godhead, Fyrshala. I am officially ordained by her temple and work out of Tanjil Castle. I'm respectably far along, outranking most of our soldiers, but not good enough yet to call myself captain or general. I do what is needed of my kingdom, my people, and my goddess.
It's the best work I could ask for. Honest pay for honest killings.
2. What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.) I've a few different ones. I report to my King, I report to the Mother Priestess, and I report to my Captain. They're all good people, with my Captain having come from a temple like I did when she was my age, though she's honestly the scariest of the three, while my King is honestly the easiest to talk to.
3. What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don't you get along with? I generally work with those under me, and they're almost always rightfully respecting of me. Those that aren't I get to knock around so long as I keep 'em alive, though the fact I'm not as uptight as their other commanders means I usually go by without little incident, inviting them in on my fun.
I'd like to get along with a particular young paladin, Millia, if you know what I mean, but she's still in her innocent shining justice stage of her job I think most of my attempts to woo her have gone over her head.
4. What is something you had to learn that you hated? Manners.
No. I'm serious. All that extra strict courtly garbage where one must cover their mouth whilst belching and bathing up to multiple times a day just seems like a waste, but whatever keeps my head attached to my neck. Chivalry is awesome and works for me, but when you're having me fold napkins in unrecognizable shapes and make small talk with foreign dignitaries for hours on end is where you test my patience.
5. Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why? Spend it now. You never know when someone's going to buy that sword you've been eying or when your favorite bar or brothel will shut down. Go out and enjoy life!
Likes & Dislikes Questions
1. What hobbies do you have? I like to read. If one's going to be doing work as dangerous as mine, they should be educated if they want to live long enough to reap the sweet, sweet rewards of their efforts. I also dabble in writing a bit, though I'd rather let my hands do to the talking for me. I'm usually studying poetry or tactics or philosophy though.
2. Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them. There's a kindly blacksmith's wife here named Lyrna. Good woman, a bit overbearing, shame about that whole being straight thing, though. Taught me a lot about what I know regarding pleasing the ladies, though. Really put some discipline and respect in me when I was a bit younger, I'm really appreciative for that. If it weren't for her I would not be even half the woman I am now. I'd say she's like family, but that'd be scandalous if I were related to her, seeing as I still hope for the day she gives in and lets me lay her.
3. Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along. This one local witch, I forget her name, has some kind of nerophilia thing going on I think what with her summoning zombies and skeletons all the time. Incompetent, easily cleared out by my holy presence, gifted me with the worst outfit I own though. Foul thing's cursed; I can't ever keep it out of my wardrobe or dresser without it showing back up seconds later. I hope she burns.
4. What bands do you like? Do you even pay attention?
5. What tape or CD hasn't left your player since your purchased it? Why?
6. What song is "your song?" Why?
7. What's been your favorite movie of all time?
8. Read any good books? What were they?
9. What do you watch on the Television?
10. When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?
11. What type of places do you hang out in with your mundane friends?
12. What type of places do you hang out in with your normal friends?
13. What annoys you more than anything else? Prudes. Nothing good can come out of repressing yourself that hard.
14. What would be the perfect gift for you? A little something to keep me company on one of my long trips, like a particularly raunchy book or perhaps a few pictures of some of my more adoring fans in compromising positions.
15. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? My reflection.
16. What time of day is your favorite? Sunset and sunrise; both bring such promise, and one signifies the start of my real conquests and the other the sweet end of it.
17. What kind of weather is your favorite? Clear days with but the fairest hint of a breeze to them, warm and smelling of sunshine and flowers.
18. What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food? Whatever's hot and filling, really. Simple meat and potato dishes and stews do you well, why change it? Though if a lady is lucky enough to date me, I'll treat her to whatever she likes.
Though I can't say I can do too many of those rich dishes. You know the kind kings have every day, heavy and flavorless, bought simply to impress. I'd like to at least taste my food before feeling sick off of it.
19. What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.) My lovers' juices.
Ah, what do you mean that's not an acceptable answer? Fine. Booze it is then. Thick ales, deep red wines, and shots of stuff that ought to be purest flame themselves. Something to help make passing the time a bit more interesting.
20. What's your favorite animal? Why?
21. Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind? Gabriela, my precious fat cat, forever munching on the remains of my enemies and rolling about the castle as if she was the queen herself. Found her in the wild and raised her all by myself, warming her in my cape. She doesn't fight the best, but the companionship and entertainment she's brought to a few missions have been invaluable.
22. What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.) Courting my right hand or my beloved, enchanted toy for a while, should I not be able to secure a willing body for that evening for whatever reason that may be.
23. What habit that others have annoys you most?
24. What kind of things embarrass you? Why?
25. What don't you like about yourself?
26. How would you like to look?
Sex & Intimacy Questions
1. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why? Gay as the sun is bright and day is long.
2. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go? I was thirteen years young and part of my training was to visit the jungle elves on the island of Labryssinia. Only women lived and rule there, and they had a fencing instructor my temple entrusted me and a few others to for a few weeks. She was a tall, strong elf with tanned skin and long hair dyed purple by the local flora, strict and cocky, but her methods worked.
She snuck into my encampment one night after training and offered me some cool water and a back rub, and one thing lead to another, and before I knew it she had me against the wall crying her name out, my purity lost to her. I'd no idea she was seducing me; she must've taken notice of me peeking at her now and again. I later heard she'd done it to others on that trip and to other groups, before and after me.
How things change. Hard to believe I was ever that innocent.
3. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go? You've a short attention span, don't you? All my experiences have been and always will be same-sex, you twat! That's what gay means!
4. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it? I want to submit to my Captain, but chances are I'd sooner lay with a man than that would become reality. I'd also like to top Fyrshala, but nobody even knows how to enter the plane on which they live, so that's moot.
5. What was the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
6. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (Bondage, Fantasy Play, etc.) Why do you like it? Bondage, drunk sex, drugged sex, threesomes, orgies, weapon play, dealing with monster ladies, tentacles, the list goes on and on. We could be here all night, and not in a fun way.
7. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do? Besides the obvious, lay with men as I do women? I'd never rape a lady. It is unjust, violating, foulness of the highest order, criminal to the very act of fucking and the soul of the lass you defile. Whomever lays with me shall do so consenting and enjoying herself. I rest not until she is satisfied and smiling.
8. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them? Not a steady one, no. I'm more of a one night stand, though I'll gladly be a repeat customer if a lady remembers me fondly, and really, who wouldn't?
9. What is the perfect romantic date? I pick up your dinner and bar tab, win you over with a few lusty words, and invite you into my bed. Really, this isn't hard.
10. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you. Horny and willing. Really, I'll take anyone, all women are equally loving and deserving of love.
11. Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening? Fuck me, that's a good one! Look, the last thing you need is some spawn calling me mom or pop and taking after me, so don't ask this again.
12. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why? Both are important! Sex is great, sex is fun, but it's no fun at all if nobody's enjoying themselves and just getting off with no passion behind it! It should be a spiritual experience and enrich everyone involved!
13. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.) Her name was Helena, and she was the daughter of a human man and a succubus. Gorgeous, golden haired with matching eyes, as fiery as I was and well-read. She kept me grounded and was good at throwing knives and an amateur fighter in her own right. Could do things with her forked tongue you'd never believe. We were quite happy together and trained together, but my Captain and Mother Priestess disapproved of a holy woman and one with demon blood consorting together, and disapproved of us until we could only meet in secret. Our time apart made the harassment worse as I couldn't be there to stop them from taunting her as I worked and it was for the best it ended, I suppose.
I still miss her now and again, though we say nothing if we pass each other in the market streets now. Last I saw she was giving bedroom eyes once reserved only for me to one of the farmer's daughters. Tch.
14. What's the worst thing you've done to someone you loved? ...Cheated on Helena while on a mission, giving in to weakness and stress from the teasing and harassment we endured. She found out and that was that. Nothing I could do could get her back, and the harassing was too strong then for us to try anyways.
I still have a scar in my right shoulder from where she pegged me with one of her knives that night. Serves me right.
Drug & Alcohol Questions
1. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like? Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it?
2. Do you drink on any kind of regular basis?
3. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?
4. Have you ever tried any other kind of "mood altering" substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each?
5. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?
Morality Questions
1. What one act in your past are you most ashamed of? What one act in your past are you most proud of?
2. Have you ever been in an argument before? Over what, with who, and who won?
3. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with who, and who won?
4. What do you feel most strongly about?
5. What do you pretend to feel strongly about, just to impress people?
6. What trait do you find most admirable, and how often do you find it?
7. Is there anything you think should not be incorporated into the media or art (sex, violence, greed, etc.,)? If so, what and why, and if not, why not?
8. Do you have any feelings in general that you are disturbed by? What are they? Why do they disturb you?
9. What is your religious view of things? What religion, if any, do you call your own?
10. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why?
11. Is an ounce of prevention really worth a pound of cure? Which is more valuable? Why do you feel this way?
12. What's the worst thing that can be done to another person? Why?
13. What's the worst thing you could actually do to someone you hated?
14. Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why?
15. What is your responsibility to the world, if any? Why do you think that?
16. Do you think redemption is possible? If so, can anyone be redeemed, or are there only certain circumstances that can be? If not, why do you think nothing can redeem itself?
17. Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?
18. What do you think is wrong with MOST people, overall?
Combat/Knight Training Questions
1. At what age did you start training? How did you feel about it then? What attracted you to this fighting style?
2. What do you think now of being a paladin? Do you think you made the right choice in becoming one?
3. Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?
4. Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?
5. What do you think of the other people of your temple? What of those of other temples, especially those of your rank?
6. Think of a major event that happened during your training/temple initiation. What was it?
7. What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?
Miscellaneous Questions
1. What is the thing that has frightened you most? Do you think there is anything out there that's scarier than that? What do you think that would be?
2. Has anyone or anything you've ever cared about died? How did you feel about it? What happened?
3. What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen?
4. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?
5. What is your current long term goal? Fuck every lass out there possible, be they elf or human or dwarf or god. I will make it so none other can top my record nor dare to attempt it.
Maybe then it'll be out of my system once and for all and Helena will give me the time of the day again.
6. What is your current short term goal? Get Millia in bed with me. It will happen, Fyrshala willing.
7. Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they, and do you plan to get rid of them?
8. If you were a mundane person, what would you do with your life? What occupation would you want, and how would you spend all your time? Be a whore, or a whoremonger, I suppose. Whatever the most dull version of what I do now is. I highly doubt leadin' a boring life would change my libido much. Mortals and immortals alike are a horny bunch by nature.
9. What time period do you wish you had lived in? Why? (Looking at this as an attempt to change history doesn't count.) What appeals to you about this era? Either during The Fall or The Martyrdom. Everyone was much rowdier back then; we'd all get along so much better. At least we would in bed. Though having a chance to nail Alicia the Prophet would have been something else.
10. How private of a person are you? Why? I've a few secrets stashed away, like any lover should. Adds to the mystery of it all; easier to get women into my arms and between my sheets and such. Though usually I'm pretty open. Honesty also works.
11. If you were to gain an obscenely large sum of money (via an inhertiance, a lawsuit, a lottery, or anything else) what would you do with it? Buy everyone a drink at my favorite tavern then blow the rest at the world's most expensive whorehouse.
12. What would you wish for if you found a genie?
13. What do you do when you are bored?
14. What is the most frightening potential handicap or disfigurement you can conceive of? What makes it so frightening?
I need to really flesh out my porn novel heroine. She may be a shill for me but she's MY shill and like fuck she won't be fleshed out and given purpose. If I'm going to be stuck with her for like a billion books I better know her well. Feel free to ignore this.
Mandatory Questions
1. What about you is heroic? Easy; everything is! But ah, I suppose you want me to be humble for a minute, only faintly praising myself to give me the appearance of someone who gives a damn about keeping their ego in check. I'd say the most heroic part of me if my just spirit. It stops at nothing to mete out punishment wherever evil may lurk and won't rest until I see the innocent basking in the glory of the freedom I bring!
Ah, and my strikingly gorgeous face and disarming smile is the stuff only legends are made of.
2. What about you is social? What do you like about people? Everything's dull by yourself after a while. This goes for anything, really. I crave talk, but only the sort that the scholars arse-deep in their scrolls would be loathe to hear. It keeps one sharp and informed, and most importantly, makes one interesting.
3. Of what benefit could you be to the current group? I've more stamina than this toughguy who looks as if he shaves with his dagger in dim moonlight. Take that as you will.
4. Why would you choose to join the current group? The king made me. I was bored anyways. And their archer isn't too bad on the eyes, either.
5. Invent an adventure/plot that your character would actively undertake (as opposed to just tagging along)? Someone's mistreatin' the local lasses and tryin' to sell 'em on the market and the only one who can really exploit the dastardly bastard's weaknesses is me. Perils and demonesses innumerable line my path there, but I will endure and shine the holy light on all and have them submit to my almighty authority! There's a really high chance of me getting good, loud publicity from this, to boot.
Personal Questions
1. What is your real, birth name? What name do you use? My parents deemed me Siofra Aine Whelan, saying the name would grant me strength to do good by. It works just fine, if I do say so, but probably not in the way they ever intended for their church-going daughter.
2. Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it? My formal title is Swordarm of Fyrshala, seeing as I'm her primary server and all. I got it when I passed the trials at her temple to represent her combat prowess on mortal lands. It impresses people as much as you'd think, though if you're formal and uptight, you call me Lady Whelan instead. Not much of a nickname, but neither is the more common Lady Siofra, though Lady or Lover or Mistress work just fine if you ask me~
3. What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features) I'm a fair five foot seven tall and weigh a healthy one hundred fifty one. My hair is arse length and nut brown with just the nicest sheen of red to it that shines brightest in the sun, complimenting my silvery eyes. I've pale skin, cheeks and shoulders lightly dusted in freckles, carrying a pleasing but not overbearing shelf on my chest. Like any fighter worth their salt, I've scars and cuts dotting my flesh, and my right arse-cheek is forever kissed with the mark of holy flames from Fyrshala's temple. I can show you, if ye like, but I'd have to ask ye show me yours in return, babe.
4. How do you dress most of the time? A headband, red plate armor with gold trim, padded underneath with the usual boring chainmail and leather and cloth done in a not-so-boring bikini style and lined with crimson silk, a long and flowing cape, thick leather gloves and boots, sword belted on my left hip and shield in my left hand.
5. How do you "dress up?" I favor a handsome tunic and silken gloves with a ceremonial saber on my hip, my hair done back in a ponytail. In the brightest of reds and golds and whites, collar flared out.
6. How do you "dress down?" In naught but my gloves and boots so I harm myself not climbing into bed with you! But if I must cover myself, a simple chainmail bikini with minimal cloth padding does itself fine; you really can't go wrong with a classic.
7. What do you wear when you go to sleep? People wear things when they go to sleep?
8. Do you wear any jewelry? An amulet around my neck decorated with small keepsakes such as rings or arrowheads from my greatest battlefield and bedside victories.
9. In your opinion, what is your best feature? My sharp tongue. I mean that in both ways.
10. What's your real birth date? I was born mid-autumn during the harvest festivals. You could say I am a bounty in and of myself.
11. Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.? I live in the right wing of Tanjil Castle. I get a bigger room than most of the soldiers, but not as grand as the generals or captains. It's modestly furnished with simple wood furniture, enough to hold my clothing, equipment, books and scrolls, and whatever treasures I pick up on my travels. There's definitely room enough for one or a few playmates in addition to me.
Tanjil Castle itself is one of the two major castles near the Mid-Lands of Nahn. It's large and traditionally designed with thick stone walls, having been here some time, surviving countless wars. It's a hub of air travel and friendly to most, with room for everyone who works in the kingdom and more. It has all the amenities one would expect of a town in its walls and more, making it quite a sight to behold. I can give a tour, but we stop at my bedroom, agreed?
12. Do you own a steed? Describe it. I've a riding wolf with bronze tinted fur named Lanzo. He's been with me since he was a pup and I was but a squire, seeing me through countless missions. It's cost him his right eye, but with the age of airships coming in, he's not called out much and spends his days lounging around near the fireplace in a state of mostly retirement. He's known for getting his hair everywhere and breaking things, but that's just because he's a big, playful boy at heart.
As it is an age of airships now, I am slowly learning how to pilot one on my own so I can get my own someday. For now though, the closest I have is just borrowing some of the practice fleet's ships and hoping I don't crash them too horribly.
13. What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much? A somewhat aged painting of a naked, grinning succubus that hangs by my bedside now. It's not the greatest painting, nor is it worth much, but I found it all by myself in an abandoned mansion while working one mission and like fuck I would let it sit abandoned forever! I carried that through enemy lines in one piece so that good art would be wasted not!
14. What one word best describes you? Passionate. No questioning it.
Familial Questions
1. What was your family like?
2. Who was your father, and what was he like?
3. Who was your mother, and what was she like?
4. What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married?
5. What were your siblings names? What were they like?
6. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings?
7. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?
8. Did you ever meet any other family members? Who were they? What did you think of them?
Childhood Questions
1. What is your first memory?
2. What was your favorite toy?
3. What was your favorite game?
4. Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?
5. Who was your best friend when you were growing up?
6. What is your fondest, childhood memory?
7. What is your worst childhood memory?
Adolescent Questions
1. How old were you when you went on your first date?
2. It is common for one's view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?
3. What were you like in high school? What "clique" did you best fit in with?
4. What were your high school goals?
5. Who was your idol when you were growing up? Who did you first fantasize about in your life?
6. What is your favorite memory from adolescence?
7. What is your worst memory from adolescence?
Occupational Questions
1. Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from? I am a paladin in service under the fire elemental Godhead, Fyrshala. I am officially ordained by her temple and work out of Tanjil Castle. I'm respectably far along, outranking most of our soldiers, but not good enough yet to call myself captain or general. I do what is needed of my kingdom, my people, and my goddess.
It's the best work I could ask for. Honest pay for honest killings.
2. What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.) I've a few different ones. I report to my King, I report to the Mother Priestess, and I report to my Captain. They're all good people, with my Captain having come from a temple like I did when she was my age, though she's honestly the scariest of the three, while my King is honestly the easiest to talk to.
3. What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don't you get along with? I generally work with those under me, and they're almost always rightfully respecting of me. Those that aren't I get to knock around so long as I keep 'em alive, though the fact I'm not as uptight as their other commanders means I usually go by without little incident, inviting them in on my fun.
I'd like to get along with a particular young paladin, Millia, if you know what I mean, but she's still in her innocent shining justice stage of her job I think most of my attempts to woo her have gone over her head.
4. What is something you had to learn that you hated? Manners.
No. I'm serious. All that extra strict courtly garbage where one must cover their mouth whilst belching and bathing up to multiple times a day just seems like a waste, but whatever keeps my head attached to my neck. Chivalry is awesome and works for me, but when you're having me fold napkins in unrecognizable shapes and make small talk with foreign dignitaries for hours on end is where you test my patience.
5. Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why? Spend it now. You never know when someone's going to buy that sword you've been eying or when your favorite bar or brothel will shut down. Go out and enjoy life!
Likes & Dislikes Questions
1. What hobbies do you have? I like to read. If one's going to be doing work as dangerous as mine, they should be educated if they want to live long enough to reap the sweet, sweet rewards of their efforts. I also dabble in writing a bit, though I'd rather let my hands do to the talking for me. I'm usually studying poetry or tactics or philosophy though.
2. Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them. There's a kindly blacksmith's wife here named Lyrna. Good woman, a bit overbearing, shame about that whole being straight thing, though. Taught me a lot about what I know regarding pleasing the ladies, though. Really put some discipline and respect in me when I was a bit younger, I'm really appreciative for that. If it weren't for her I would not be even half the woman I am now. I'd say she's like family, but that'd be scandalous if I were related to her, seeing as I still hope for the day she gives in and lets me lay her.
3. Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along. This one local witch, I forget her name, has some kind of nerophilia thing going on I think what with her summoning zombies and skeletons all the time. Incompetent, easily cleared out by my holy presence, gifted me with the worst outfit I own though. Foul thing's cursed; I can't ever keep it out of my wardrobe or dresser without it showing back up seconds later. I hope she burns.
4. What bands do you like? Do you even pay attention?
5. What tape or CD hasn't left your player since your purchased it? Why?
6. What song is "your song?" Why?
7. What's been your favorite movie of all time?
8. Read any good books? What were they?
9. What do you watch on the Television?
10. When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?
11. What type of places do you hang out in with your mundane friends?
12. What type of places do you hang out in with your normal friends?
13. What annoys you more than anything else? Prudes. Nothing good can come out of repressing yourself that hard.
14. What would be the perfect gift for you? A little something to keep me company on one of my long trips, like a particularly raunchy book or perhaps a few pictures of some of my more adoring fans in compromising positions.
15. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? My reflection.
16. What time of day is your favorite? Sunset and sunrise; both bring such promise, and one signifies the start of my real conquests and the other the sweet end of it.
17. What kind of weather is your favorite? Clear days with but the fairest hint of a breeze to them, warm and smelling of sunshine and flowers.
18. What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food? Whatever's hot and filling, really. Simple meat and potato dishes and stews do you well, why change it? Though if a lady is lucky enough to date me, I'll treat her to whatever she likes.
Though I can't say I can do too many of those rich dishes. You know the kind kings have every day, heavy and flavorless, bought simply to impress. I'd like to at least taste my food before feeling sick off of it.
19. What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.) My lovers' juices.
Ah, what do you mean that's not an acceptable answer? Fine. Booze it is then. Thick ales, deep red wines, and shots of stuff that ought to be purest flame themselves. Something to help make passing the time a bit more interesting.
20. What's your favorite animal? Why?
21. Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind? Gabriela, my precious fat cat, forever munching on the remains of my enemies and rolling about the castle as if she was the queen herself. Found her in the wild and raised her all by myself, warming her in my cape. She doesn't fight the best, but the companionship and entertainment she's brought to a few missions have been invaluable.
22. What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.) Courting my right hand or my beloved, enchanted toy for a while, should I not be able to secure a willing body for that evening for whatever reason that may be.
23. What habit that others have annoys you most?
24. What kind of things embarrass you? Why?
25. What don't you like about yourself?
26. How would you like to look?
Sex & Intimacy Questions
1. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why? Gay as the sun is bright and day is long.
2. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go? I was thirteen years young and part of my training was to visit the jungle elves on the island of Labryssinia. Only women lived and rule there, and they had a fencing instructor my temple entrusted me and a few others to for a few weeks. She was a tall, strong elf with tanned skin and long hair dyed purple by the local flora, strict and cocky, but her methods worked.
She snuck into my encampment one night after training and offered me some cool water and a back rub, and one thing lead to another, and before I knew it she had me against the wall crying her name out, my purity lost to her. I'd no idea she was seducing me; she must've taken notice of me peeking at her now and again. I later heard she'd done it to others on that trip and to other groups, before and after me.
How things change. Hard to believe I was ever that innocent.
3. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go? You've a short attention span, don't you? All my experiences have been and always will be same-sex, you twat! That's what gay means!
4. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it? I want to submit to my Captain, but chances are I'd sooner lay with a man than that would become reality. I'd also like to top Fyrshala, but nobody even knows how to enter the plane on which they live, so that's moot.
5. What was the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
6. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (Bondage, Fantasy Play, etc.) Why do you like it? Bondage, drunk sex, drugged sex, threesomes, orgies, weapon play, dealing with monster ladies, tentacles, the list goes on and on. We could be here all night, and not in a fun way.
7. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do? Besides the obvious, lay with men as I do women? I'd never rape a lady. It is unjust, violating, foulness of the highest order, criminal to the very act of fucking and the soul of the lass you defile. Whomever lays with me shall do so consenting and enjoying herself. I rest not until she is satisfied and smiling.
8. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them? Not a steady one, no. I'm more of a one night stand, though I'll gladly be a repeat customer if a lady remembers me fondly, and really, who wouldn't?
9. What is the perfect romantic date? I pick up your dinner and bar tab, win you over with a few lusty words, and invite you into my bed. Really, this isn't hard.
10. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you. Horny and willing. Really, I'll take anyone, all women are equally loving and deserving of love.
11. Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening? Fuck me, that's a good one! Look, the last thing you need is some spawn calling me mom or pop and taking after me, so don't ask this again.
12. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why? Both are important! Sex is great, sex is fun, but it's no fun at all if nobody's enjoying themselves and just getting off with no passion behind it! It should be a spiritual experience and enrich everyone involved!
13. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.) Her name was Helena, and she was the daughter of a human man and a succubus. Gorgeous, golden haired with matching eyes, as fiery as I was and well-read. She kept me grounded and was good at throwing knives and an amateur fighter in her own right. Could do things with her forked tongue you'd never believe. We were quite happy together and trained together, but my Captain and Mother Priestess disapproved of a holy woman and one with demon blood consorting together, and disapproved of us until we could only meet in secret. Our time apart made the harassment worse as I couldn't be there to stop them from taunting her as I worked and it was for the best it ended, I suppose.
I still miss her now and again, though we say nothing if we pass each other in the market streets now. Last I saw she was giving bedroom eyes once reserved only for me to one of the farmer's daughters. Tch.
14. What's the worst thing you've done to someone you loved? ...Cheated on Helena while on a mission, giving in to weakness and stress from the teasing and harassment we endured. She found out and that was that. Nothing I could do could get her back, and the harassing was too strong then for us to try anyways.
I still have a scar in my right shoulder from where she pegged me with one of her knives that night. Serves me right.
Drug & Alcohol Questions
1. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like? Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it?
2. Do you drink on any kind of regular basis?
3. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?
4. Have you ever tried any other kind of "mood altering" substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each?
5. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?
Morality Questions
1. What one act in your past are you most ashamed of? What one act in your past are you most proud of?
2. Have you ever been in an argument before? Over what, with who, and who won?
3. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with who, and who won?
4. What do you feel most strongly about?
5. What do you pretend to feel strongly about, just to impress people?
6. What trait do you find most admirable, and how often do you find it?
7. Is there anything you think should not be incorporated into the media or art (sex, violence, greed, etc.,)? If so, what and why, and if not, why not?
8. Do you have any feelings in general that you are disturbed by? What are they? Why do they disturb you?
9. What is your religious view of things? What religion, if any, do you call your own?
10. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why?
11. Is an ounce of prevention really worth a pound of cure? Which is more valuable? Why do you feel this way?
12. What's the worst thing that can be done to another person? Why?
13. What's the worst thing you could actually do to someone you hated?
14. Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why?
15. What is your responsibility to the world, if any? Why do you think that?
16. Do you think redemption is possible? If so, can anyone be redeemed, or are there only certain circumstances that can be? If not, why do you think nothing can redeem itself?
17. Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?
18. What do you think is wrong with MOST people, overall?
Combat/Knight Training Questions
1. At what age did you start training? How did you feel about it then? What attracted you to this fighting style?
2. What do you think now of being a paladin? Do you think you made the right choice in becoming one?
3. Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?
4. Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?
5. What do you think of the other people of your temple? What of those of other temples, especially those of your rank?
6. Think of a major event that happened during your training/temple initiation. What was it?
7. What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?
Miscellaneous Questions
1. What is the thing that has frightened you most? Do you think there is anything out there that's scarier than that? What do you think that would be?
2. Has anyone or anything you've ever cared about died? How did you feel about it? What happened?
3. What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen?
4. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?
5. What is your current long term goal? Fuck every lass out there possible, be they elf or human or dwarf or god. I will make it so none other can top my record nor dare to attempt it.
Maybe then it'll be out of my system once and for all and Helena will give me the time of the day again.
6. What is your current short term goal? Get Millia in bed with me. It will happen, Fyrshala willing.
7. Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they, and do you plan to get rid of them?
8. If you were a mundane person, what would you do with your life? What occupation would you want, and how would you spend all your time? Be a whore, or a whoremonger, I suppose. Whatever the most dull version of what I do now is. I highly doubt leadin' a boring life would change my libido much. Mortals and immortals alike are a horny bunch by nature.
9. What time period do you wish you had lived in? Why? (Looking at this as an attempt to change history doesn't count.) What appeals to you about this era? Either during The Fall or The Martyrdom. Everyone was much rowdier back then; we'd all get along so much better. At least we would in bed. Though having a chance to nail Alicia the Prophet would have been something else.
10. How private of a person are you? Why? I've a few secrets stashed away, like any lover should. Adds to the mystery of it all; easier to get women into my arms and between my sheets and such. Though usually I'm pretty open. Honesty also works.
11. If you were to gain an obscenely large sum of money (via an inhertiance, a lawsuit, a lottery, or anything else) what would you do with it? Buy everyone a drink at my favorite tavern then blow the rest at the world's most expensive whorehouse.
12. What would you wish for if you found a genie?
13. What do you do when you are bored?
14. What is the most frightening potential handicap or disfigurement you can conceive of? What makes it so frightening?
